vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(via gabby-for-tomorrow)

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via gabby-for-tomorrow)

iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

(via gabby-for-tomorrow)